unsaid

What the heck is it with you man???!!!

What kind of life are you living? What kind of marriage is that? She.wants.you.give.NOW.no.matter.the.consequences? losing your identity? Your individuality? Hurting our parents heart? What is the fucking matter with you????

There. I said the bloomin’ effin’ word for ya. That’s how fucking angry I am.

Tell me, how this effin’ relationship of yours works. Tell me that you are happy. Tell me that you are not afraid of that bloomin’ witch, the epitome of banality, the worst karma ever happened to our mother, to us. Tell me that your relationship is based on EQUAL PARTNERSHIP.

Do you even know what that words even mean?

Our catastrophe begun when you chose a partner who always gets what she wants, always do to others in her own terms, who is such a bloomin’ bridezilla/wifezilla/momzilla, who has different values, a socialite, shallow, an uneducated person. Hell yeah, I’m a snob. She is not even in par with my education, let alone yours. No, I do not mean academically. I mean what our-mother-educate-us education. The books, the thinking, the being independent things. Most importantly: manners. It still amazed me how one can be so charming to others she considers in her class but cruel to her subordinate. Close but not close thing? How she has the certain I-come-from-old-money-family attitude? What the heck???

I thought that it is not my goddamn business how you manage your family. However, it is SO VERY HARD NOT TO BE FURIOUS WHEN ONE IS IMPOSED TO THE ABUNDANCE OF IGNORANCE, SENSELESSNESS, SUPERFICIALITY of the partner of yours. If that’s how you want your life be, be. But, goddammit, DON’T ASK US TO FOLLOW SUIT!!!! Bloody mackerel!!!!

She wants to follow the new age mumbo jumbo lifestyle? Fine.

Wants to be in effin peace with all those meditations? Go ahead (know what, that organisation she loves so much? I think it’s a cult. HA!)

Wants to quit work but still keep nanny to takes care of your son? Not my bloomin’ business (what is that with want to quit work and being an entrepreneur? needs a justification to keep the maid and nanny? What is it with being a stay at home mom anyway? Oh yes, can’t be bothered with educating own child. Leave that to his teachers in the posh school. That figures. And the plan to add another child to this world. Fiddle de dee….)

Not have the slightest idea on how to educate and discpline your son? Not okay, but he is your son. He will be your liabilities. So, whatever.

Have us taking care of your undiscplined-unruly son while you guys do whatever? NOT OKAY.

Build a fucking shrine in our parents house? NOT OKAY. ABSOBLOOMINLUTELY NOT COOL.

Being ignorant to what our parents needs? NOT OKAY. NOT EFFIN’ OKAY you shallow moron!

Look, I know that you don’t know how to put yourself in others’ shoes. You are so eccentric and bloody smart that it is forgivable. Let’s just say that it is partly our fault because we are soooo effin’ good with sensing what it is that you want and just do it before you even ask. Easy peasy. And we loved to do it because we have similar interests, similar taste.

The down side of this is that you are not trained to sense others’ needs and wants. You always think of those in your terms. What you think others’ want.

Let me illustrate this in how you chose your present for us. See, giving the right present shows how much you know a person, how sensitive you are to the person’s needs and wants, the person’s activity, interest etc. Your present, pre-marriage, is a bit off, but not that much. Presents from you and your partner: WAY OFF. North pole-south pole off. Your last birthday present to our mom? TOTAL JOKE. That present just shows how much your partner does not know our mother. How tragic: this comes from the partner of a mama’s boy. Nice. Fucking nice.

So, back to the calamity we have to deal with: now, we have to cater to not only your needs but also your partner’s needs and wants. Which often makes us want to scream:

What the fuck???!!!!

Why can’t she leave us be? Why is it that everywhere she goes, she has to have this certain dim-wit standards that she has to have? Is she oprah or something?

Do you realize that that puts OUR MOTHER into uncomfortable situations?

Do you even know how insecure our mother is? The more you push our mother to follow your partner’s wishes (and boy, what MORONIC wishes they are!!!), the more she is worried that she is going to lose you when she failed? AND SHE DOESN’T EVEN BELIEVE IN THOSE!!!

Do you know our mother, like, at all????

Know sumtin’, the only thing that prevent me from telling you all this is our mother.

I know how sad she will be. So I will only do it here.

But as morrissey sings:

Beware

I bear more grudges

Than lonely high court judges.

There.